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"On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"
"yes."
"I bet you say that to all the boys."

Dec 29th at 9AM / 53 notes

I think this is my last day on tumblr. Not that I’m really doing anything but yelling into the void, but I felt after 10 years on this same tumblr I should have a cathartic announcement. It’s been real yall, but I need to spend less time on social media and more time developing my art skills and reading and doing things that feel like something productive in my day. This is probably one of the better social media forms out there, and thanks for the fun! See ya.


chipsprites:

Playing video games as a gay™ , the checklist:

  • Can I play as a gay™ or a woman or a gaywoman™ ?
  • Can I change my clothes?
  • If the game has magic, can I use magic? (magic is gay)
  • Is one of the side characters a daddy?

foreverthe80s:
“That 70’s Show (1998-2006)
”

foreverthe80s:

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)


noxch1:

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Dec 28th at 8PM / via: ritzyvenus / op: andenglishmen / 60,173 notes
andenglishmen:
“Rosamund Pike
”

andenglishmen:

Rosamund Pike


Dec 27th at 10AM / via: cemeterything / op: marisatomay / 56,143 notes

marisatomay:

it’s 2am and i’m in hysterics over this tiktok


koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

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King shit


too-witches-to-come-sorry:

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.


ryebreadgf:

women be looking at pictures of their childhood selves and trying to find a way back to them


jhenne-bean:

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction


outofcontextchrisfleming:

outofcontextchrisfleming:

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

gayle aggressively jogging in the snow with a speech bubble saying the words above

Dec 26th at 10PM / via: dudeyouhavenoquaran / op: beaft / 191,900 notes

beaft:

shiro9kuro-deactivated20210722:

beaft:

beaft:

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

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mon dieu…. you have caught me….

It looks as if it would be very satisfying to bite that raw.

alright gollum take it easy


faerymimi:

in bed with the windows open while rain falls is the nicest feeling


thesnarksarereal:

tendercoretroglodyke:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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When women write the mental breakdown:

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